Governor Sarah Palin Re-Writes Dr. Seuss: ‘I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam, I Do Not Like His Health Care Scam’

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By Gary P Jackson

We’ll have full video up shortly, but here’s a little teaser from Sarah Palin’s incredible just completed speech at CPAC!

Suffice it to say Governor Palin brought the house down with several standing ovations during her speech.

In a nod to Senator Ted Cruz, and after some prodding from the crowd…

From our friends at the Weekly Standard:

Sarah Palin, inspired by Ted Cruz’s reading of Green Eggs and Ham during his filibuster last year, re-wrote the Dr. Seuss classic to whack Uncle Sam at CPAC today

I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his health care scam. I do not like oh, just you waitI do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books. I do not like when Congress steals, I do not like their crony deals. I do not like this spying, man, I do not like, ‘Oh, Yes we can.’ I do not like this spending spree, we’re smart, we know there’s nothing free. I do not like reporters’ smug replies when I complain about their lies. I do not like this kind of hope, and we won’t take it, nope, nope, nope.”

~ Sarah Palin


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8 responses to “Governor Sarah Palin Re-Writes Dr. Seuss: ‘I Do Not Like This Uncle Sam, I Do Not Like His Health Care Scam’

  1. labman57

    Yada, yada, yada! Liberal bullshit, liberal bullshit, liberal bullshit. Teabaggers! More liberal bullshit. “ACA” is great. Obama is GOD. More liberal bullshit.

    Original posted edited for clarity and truthy-ness Also it’s late and I love making fun of these ignorant Obama voting clowns!

    ~ Gary, Executive Editor and Publisher

  2. Excellent job of editing,” Gary!! Must have been very painful in the original…

    • Gary P Jackson

      Nah, just typical BS. “Tea baggers” all the tired old crap.

      I usually just send that crap straight to the trash pile, but every now and then …

      • So much for freedom of speech and diverse opinions in Gary`s site. If you aren`t sniffing Sarah`s Depends like Gary you will not be heard. Good to see Mama Pedophile using books she can understand.

      • Gary P Jackson

        Sorry Karen, I’m not going to allow the insane rants from the mother of a convicted felon and wife of another convicted felon. Two fucking LOONS who have been stalking Governor Sarah Palin since 2008.

        Thank GOD your son was stopped before he was able to rape and murder the entire Palin family!

        Both Shawn and Craig were committed to a mental health facility within a federal prison, for a reason. How your insane ass escaped prison and the psych ward is beyond all comprehension!

        You are just as bat-shit crazy as Shawn and Craig! Maybe loons like Malia Litman and the crazies who read her crap eat your nonsense up, but intelligent human beings do not.

        I’ve saved your rants, as well as some Craig has left here, over the years, in between prison stints! No I won’t post them, but I am building the case that you are just as insane and obsessed as Shawn and Craig, and a danger to society.

        I suggest you seek serious mental health care through voluntary commitment to a good facility. I’m sure there are some good facilities close to McAdoo, Pennsylvania.

        Oh and stupid woman, the CPAC poll is as meaningless as the day is long. Ron Paul has been busing in kids for years just to vote in the poll! No CPAC poll winner has ever even come close to being president except Ronald Reagan who won it in 1976, 1980, 1984.

        Now, go seek help before you land in a federal prison like your insane son and husband.

      • Wow, Gary! You certainly have had your hands full when contending with half-wits like that woman!! i didn’t realize that the father-son duo of Palin h8ters included the wife/mother as well! Yes, sounds as if she should be committed, too!

      • Gary P Jackson

        You remember the kid, Shawn Christy, who bought a gun and went to Alaska to rape and kill Governor Palin, her daughters, and Sarah’s best friend? This was after years of court battles and restraining orders against the kid, who lives in McAdoo, PA with his completely insane parents.

        Long story short, the kid and his nut-job dad ended up in a federal pen in Alaska. They let the kid out on probation, but kept the dad in the nut ward for a while longer!

        The mother, Karen, who is just as insane, somehow has escaped jail or mental health treatment. She now runs a website and claims her idiot son is a “political prisoner”

        The crap she spins would delight the Alex Jones/Jessie Ventura/Ron Paul tin foil hat brigade, for sure!

        You should see the insane comments I DIDN’T post! Oh my!

        All in a days work.

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