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Sarah Palin Tweets Washington Post She’s Having Coffee With Elvis at Mocha Moose in Wasilla!

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Yeah, it’s a pretty bad photoshop job. Never stopped us before, ain’t gonna stop us now!

By Gary P Jackson

This is simply delicious! After the Washington Post’s pathetic excuse for a “journalist” Suzi Parker wrote her nonsensical article, after falling for a satire piece claiming the Governor was going to work for Al Jazeera, Sarah Palin is having some fun with these nimrods on Twitter:

She gets in a dig at Dear Leader Obama as well:

Thanks to our friends at Twitchy #SuziParkerScoops is trending on Twitter, with hilarious results!

Michelle Malkin had a couple of tweets for Miss Suzi:

Word has it Parker was blocking anyone on Twitter who was using the #SuziParkerScoops hashtag. Many liberals act this way on Twitter. They can dish out their hateful rhetoric, but can’t take anyone criticizing them.

Our very own Whitney Pitcher added a few scoops for Miss Suzi:

Read more at Whitney’s feed here.

Read more fun tweets at Twitchy here.

One thing that sets Sarah Palin apart from many in politics today, and frankly, life in general, is she doesn’t take herself too seriously, and she can give as good as she gets. In this, she reminds me a lot of Ronald Reagan. Having a great sense of humor was one of the great things about Reagan. Palin too!

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Idiot Washington Post “Journalist” Suzi Parker Cites Satirical Article to Bash Sarah Palin

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By Gary P Jackson

The Washington Post’s Suzi Parker has been suffering from Palin Derangement Syndrome© since the powerful Alaska Governor first took to the national stage. Unable to accept the Governor’s incredible record as a Chief Executive, Parker and her ilk have instead chosen to publish lies and outright nonsense over the years instead.

The latest though, is hilarious. It seems Miss Suzi read some off the wall satirical website called The Daily Currant, which reported that Sarah Palin was set to host a show on Al Jazeera, and decided to treat it as fact. I wonder if Miss Suzi said anything when con artist deluxe, Al Gore, sold his Current network to Al Jareera, and pocketed 500 million Arab oil dollars?

Here’s some of the article that Miss Suzi, a certified idiot, fell for:

Just weeks after leaving Fox News, Sarah Palin is bouncing back by joining the fledgling Al Jazeera America news network as a host and commentator.

The former vice presidential nominee confirmed today that she has signed a multi-million dollar deal to host her own shows and to provide commentary on United States issues for Al Jazeera, which is best known for its news coverage of the Middle East.

After leaving Fox News, Palin said she was hoping to reach a broader audience with her message. When contacted by phone, Palin said Al Jazeera – with its extensive international network – offered her the best opportunity to broadcast to millions of people.

As you all know, I’m not a big fan of newspapers, journalists, news anchors and the liberal media in general,” Palin said. “But I met with the folks at Al-JaJizzraa (sic) and they told me they reach millions of devoutly religious people who don’t watch CBS or CNN. That tells me they don’t have a liberal bias.”

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The Qatar-based Al Jazeera launched an English-language network in 2006 but has struggled to gain acceptance in the United States because of its controversial reporting of Israeli and Middle Eastern issues.

However, the network has doubled down on its investment in America having recently acquired cable network Current TV for $500 million from former Vice President Al Gore. It plans to replace Current with a new United States-based affiliate.

Although no longer involved directly with the network, Gore endorsed Palin’s career move as a sign of Al Jazeera’s commitment to fairness and balance.

Al Jazeera provides high-quality, intelligent coverage of important issues,” Gore said. “And more importantly, it’s backed by oil money. That means when you get paid…you really get paid.”

Al Jazeera confirmed the deal in a statement released to the press.

We think Mrs. Sarah Palin will be a wonderful addition to our network,” said Sheikh Hamad bin Thamer bin Mohammed bin Thani Al-Thani, chairman of Al Jazeera.

We have been informed that Mrs. Palin is very popular and well-respected by the American people. She will provide a friendly face and help us gain acceptance in America as a valuable, fair and reliable news network.”

From Wasilla to the World

New York-based media analyst Elizabeth Lemon says that Palin would help rebrand the network for an American audience.

In order to crack the U.S. market, you have to have at least a few conservative voices on your airwaves,” Lemon said. “Even MSNBC has Joe Scarborough. You need to hear the conservative viewpoint.

Palin dismissed the idea that her joining Al Jazeera – where she will host a weekly news show called Palin’s America– would cause a backlash from U.S. conservatives.

If a liberal darling like Al Gore has no problem selling his network to the Al-Jazimian (sic) people, then I have no problem joining their network,” Palin said. “Americans have a bad view of Muslims because of terrorism and Barack Obama.

But they also told me that they are very opposed to terrorism,” Palin said. “If they had supported it, that would have been a huge deal-breaker for me.

And they said I could work from my own home studio, so I wouldn’t have to fly to the Middle East and risk getting my plane hijacked or blown up,”

Palin, who previously served as governor of Alaska, said she also will host a travel show dedicated to showcasing the beauty of her home state for the Arab world.

Alaska is located very close to the Middle East, yet for some reason we don’t have many Arab tourists,” she said. “We may not have camels, deserts and genies, but we’ve certainly got lots of oil and caribou – which are kinda like the Christian version of camels.

You can read the rest here.

To be honest, I’m laughing my ass off not only at Miss Suzi but the Currant’s satire. It’s genuinely funny, and they get in a great dig at Al Gore!

Only a moron would read this though and think it’s anything but satire. Let’s break it down:

The supposed quote from Al Gore … and his praise for oil money … should have been Miss Suzi’s first hint she was being put on.

And “New York media annalist Elizabeth Lemon“? Seriously? I mean come on! Frankly, this is an inspired twist by the author, as Liz Lemon is the fictional character played by Tina Fey on NBC’s 30 Rock. How can anyone who pretends to know pop culture, like Miss Suzi not get that?

The notion of Sarah basically doing “Sarah Palin’s Alaska for the Middle East audience and “her” quotes about caribou and such are funny!

Of course, if Miss Suzi had bothered to look at the website’s masthead, or just google the website, she’s seen that the website bills itself as The Global Satirical Newspaper of Record.

A look at other articles on the website includes:

Police Shoot Jazz Band Members In Dorner Manhunt


Catholic Church Considering Jerry Sandusky as Next Pope

President Obama: ‘Don’t Call Me a Liberal’

Dick Cheney Calls for Invasion of Iran


Vladimir Putin Kills Grizzly Bear With Bare Hands

Glenn Beck Calls 911 After Accidentally Eating Halal Pizza

While it’s hit and miss, for the most part, the stuff on the website is genuinely funny, and only a complete moron would mistake anything there as legit.

The Washington Post trying to do damage control after Miss Suzi has made such a massive fool out of herself and the newspaper, has changed not only the headline, but the article itself.

The original headline read: Sarah Palin’s plan to reach ‘millions of devoutly religious people’ through Al Jazeera but has changed it to Sarah Palin tries to stay relevant.

The latter is one of the laziest headlines ever. There are literally hundreds of stories written by liberals monthly about how “irrelevant” Sarah Palin is. Nothing says “irrelevant” better that writing 100,000 words a month describing how “irrelevant” someone is!

The Post also posted this at the top of Miss Suzi’s piece:

CORRECTION: An earlier version of this post incorrectly reported that Sarah Palin had signed on as a contributor to the Al Jazeera America news network. The blogger cited a report on the Daily Currant Web site as the basis for that information without realizing that the piece was satirical.

As you can imagine, readers are giving Miss Suzi and the Post hell in the comments section.

It’s not just Miss Suzi’s stupidity in linking to a satirical article and reporting it as fact that is at issue here. The rest of the piece is total crap as well.

The Sarah Palin Story is a cautionary tale about what can happen when politics and celebrity meet.

Fox News and their once-upon-a-time darling Palin recently parted ways after three years. But it appears that Palin is still trying to find ways to stay relevant while her 15 minutes fades into the political history books.

Miss Suzi goes on to talk about Sarah’s posting about Chris Kyle’s funeral, conveniently leaving out the fact Sarah calls Obama out for not mentioning Kyle or sending someone to represent him at the service for the American hero.

As we noted a while back, Sarah is so irrelevant that during the 2012 election cycle, she had a 75% endorsement success rate, vs Karl Rove’s 1%. And she did most of her endorsement work from Facebook and Twitter. She did campaign in person for several candidates, including Conservative superstar Senator Ted Cruz, but most of her endorsements were simply poss on social media.

I challenge Miss Suzi, or anyone else, to name another politician who can sit at home and type 140 characters on Twitter and accomplish what Sarah Palin can!

Miss Suzi then cites the bogus poll that claims Hillary Clinton is more popular in Alaska than Sarah, and if the two were matched up in 2016, Clinton would win. I hate to tell this gullible fool, but even Mitt Romney carried Alaska. The idea Sarah Palin wouldn’t carry her home state is so laughable it doesn’t deserve any further commentary.

Not being able to come up with anything better on her own, Miss Suzi then quotes fellow Palin derangement Syndrome© sufferer Lara Brown:

Lara Brown, a political science professor at Villanova University, says that Palin’s star flickered the minute she said she wasn’t running for president in 2011.

She gave up her gladiator status and became a spectator,” Brown told me. “In doing so, she could only stay relevant for so long because the people who rallied behind her in 2008 and wanted her to be their champion in 2012 were sorely disappointed. They believed she had the ‘fire in belly’ for politics and that she was going to be a ‘pit bull-tough hockey mom.’”

Brown points to Palin abandoning the Alaska governorship as the first clue that she may not remain in politics.

For whatever reason, she has chosen to leave the game – more than once – and that is why she has become a ‘flash in the pan,’” Brown says.

Fame, not legislating, is clearly what Palin still seeks. She had to be at least a bit giddy last month when actress Julianne Moore won a Golden Globe for her portrayal of Palin in the HBO miniseries “Game Change.”

Yeah I’m sure Sarah Palin is just ecstatic that a washed up soft core porn actress won a stupid award for her completely fact-free portrayal of Sarah.

In case you missed it at the time, our Stacy Drake was able to rip “Game Change apart in just two articles:

Top 10 Lies of HBO’s “Game Change

and….

Thanks HBO! Your Time Stamps in “Game Change” Help Us Prove Your Lies

OK, as for the rest of the supposed political analyst’s nonsensical rant:

Fame, not legislating, is clearly what Palin still seeks.” This should be obvious, especially to someone with a PhD like Lara Brown: Sarah Palin has NEVER legislated. Except for her time on the Wasilla city council, she’s always been in an executive position. Besides being a small business owner, Sarah has been Mayor, Chairman of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, Governor, and Chairman of the Interstate Oil and Gas Compact Commission. Chief Executives don’t legislate. They lead.

Brown points to Palin abandoning the Alaska governorship as the first clue that she may not remain in politics.

First off, anyone who doesn’t understand what happened and why Sarah Palin resigned as Governor simply doesn’t want to understand, or is flat out lying to their readers. Looking back it was a brilliant move. Her agenda was still being implemented, and she stopped Obama’s hand picked thugs, who were costing the state of Alaska millions, dead in their tracks.

Brown thinks Sarah has been sitting on the sidelines since 2008. I guess she forgets Sarah lead Conservatives in 2010 and helped bring about the largest political turnover of power since Reconstruction after the Civil War.

You can read the rest of Miss Suzi’s nonsense here.

Granted, there were Palin supporters who were disappointed that she didn’t run for President in 2012, but looking back, it was a smart move.

Personally, I have followed Governor Palin’s career since early 2007. I’ve come to understand that Sarah has some of the best political instincts of any politician in history. She saw 2012 wasn’t her time. I respect that.

It’s still to be seen what she will do, politically, but she’s been quite vocal in saying she’s ready to fight, and when Sarah Palin fights, she fights to win.

It’s hilarious watching these idiotic liberals make fools of themselves every time the attack Sarah Palin though. Over the years, many people have tried and come off looking stupid, and ruining anything that ever passed for their credibility.

Suzi Parker is a fool.

Dave Burge, Iowahawk, writing for Breitbart.com brilliantly adds:

Suzi Parker, Ace Reporter

Something called “Suzi Parker” who writes something called “She The People” at something called “The Washington Post” bagged the scoop of the century earlier today, in a report originally entitled “Sarah Palin’s plan to reach ‘millions of devoutly religious people’ through al-Jazeera

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Whowhutwhenwhywhere HUH? LOLZ! Man, I guess there just is no end to the stupidity and gullibility of that snowbilly Caribou Barbie, and… oh. Um. Wait. I guess Suzi’s Pulitzer is on hold for the moment, since the story came from a third-rate satire site. So the Post has now updated the scoop with a new title: “Sarah Palin Tries to Stay Relevant

Maybe a more accurate correction would have added “because we are psychologically incapable of disbelieving about any story the voices in our head tell us about Sarah Palin.

The media wonders why they have no credibility whatsoever. It’s nonsense like this, and idiots like Suzi Parker who have made it so.

When you look up pathetic in the dictionary:

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The Washington Post’s Best and Brightest™: Miss Suzi Parker.

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Surprise! Billionaire Obama Supporter Keeping Levi Johnston In The Spotlight

As we have talked about since the election, there has been a coordinated effort by backers of Barack Obama to harm Governor Sarah Palin. We have also talked about the efforts put forth by both candidate, and now President, Barack Obama to do everything in his power to derail Sarah Palin.

We have previously talked about Barack Obama’s Alaska Mafia and how Obama and Pete Rouse, his former campaign chief-of -staff and now White House adviser, not only played an active roll in the failed “Troopergate” smear on Sarah Palin, but also actively coordinated the many attacks on Sarah post election, including encouraging the filing of all of the phony-baloney “ethics complaints” against her that would eventually cost the Alaskan taxpayers around $2 million.

Barack Obama even did a little pay-for-play “Chicago Style” payoff to Alaska State Senator Kim Elton for his part in the “Troopergate” smear. After being sworn in, Obama quietly appointed Elton to a make work job over at the Department of Interior. You can read the whole deal, as well as watch the great video that ties the entire mess together in a nice little bow, here.

As you know, Levi Johnston, the poster child for abstinence, and deadbeat dad of the century, is now “staring” in an advertising campaign for nuts. This ad, which also features his “bodyguard” “Tank” Jones, an Alaska private investigator, who works for Alaska attorney Rex Butler, a big Obama supporter, features Levi and “Tank” pretending to be at an “event” and has Levi eating the company’s nut.

Butler, who claims to be Levi’s “manager” is also representing Levi’s mother, who is facing drug trafficking charges.

The seriously cheesy ad, which features Levi in a green t-shirt with “Alaska” on it, (because no one would know who this moron is without it) is set against an all white background with “flash bulbs” going off and “canned” crowd noises while ‘Tank” pretends to “fight back the paparazzi!”

Perfectly pathetic, just like the participants!

Our friend Gregory Tart did some digging into Roll Industries, the parent company behind all of this. On his blog, Gregory reports that:

For months last year, the Huffington Post mocked Sarah Palin over Levi Johnston. The jokes about “meth”, hillbillies, and Bristol Palin was beyond the pale.

Now, Obama backers have launched an equally insidious deal to keep Levi Johnston in the public eye through a promotional campaign by Roll Industries for its nuts products- which seeks to profit from the former relationship between Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston. Johnston is a spokesman for the Roll’s Paramount Growers division.

Stewart A. Resnick, a billionaire liberal democrat, residing in Los Angeles, is the Chairman of Roll International. Rolls’ business involves agriculture, Fiji Water, and the Franklin Mint. He is also a prime financial backer behind the Democratic Party. His wife Lynda is Godmother to Arianna Huffington’s daughter.

Many have speculated that rich democrats would go to any lengths to keep this character in the public eye to embarrass Sarah Palin. It’s a sad world where the rich can score political points by attacking children to get at the mother.

Rolls International Brands include Sunkist.

Some very interesting points there, for sure. The ties to hate monger Arianna Huffington, whose vile Huffington Post actively and openly promotes hatred toward Sarah Palin are the most interesting, for sure.

In her attempts to constantly smear and spread lies about Sarah Palin, Huffington plucked two Z-list bloggers Shannyn Moore and Jeanne Devon (AKMuckraker) from obscurity, and made them feature bloggers on her website. Moore and Devon are charters members of Barack Obama’s Alaska Mafia.

One of the things Moore and Devon, along with Linda Kellen Biegel, were quite adept at, was illegally publicizing details of the various “ethics complaints” filed against Governor Palin. In Alaska, it’s illegal to publicize this sort of thing, until the complaint is resolved. Of course, the law has no teeth.

Oddly enough, if you do this and the complaint is against any government official EXCEPT the Governor, the complaint is thrown out. But curiously, not if it’s against the Governor or their staff. Hmmmmm.

Moore and Devon, along with the rest of the Alaska Mafia made great use of this loophole, often having intimate details of the complaints published on their blogs before they were even filed!

Wonder how they were able to do that? Could it be they were the ones writing them for others to file on their behalf?

The complaints, which have all been dismissed, were for ridiculous things like being photographed holding a fish, conducting an interview in her office, receiving cookies as a “bribe,” and wearing a jacket in sub-zero weather!

Linda Kellin Biegel, who was raising funds (possibly illegally) on her website so she could file more ethics complaints, herself, even concocted a conspiracy theory when Sarah went to visit her troops in Kosovo!

Even better, being the constitutional scholar that she is, Biegel, and her Mafia buddies decided that it was “unconstitutional” for Sarah Palin to talk to her troops while visiting them in Kosovo! I kid you not!

Sarah Palin, as Commander-in-Chief of the Alaska National Guard, addressed her troops giving them encouragement and support. Bringing them the best wishes from home.

Such is the depths of depravity these supreme sufferers of Palin Derangement Syndrome are capable of!

Look, the bottom line is this. Barack Obama and his many wealthy supporters know what we know. Sarah Palin is the biggest threat out there to Barack Obama, besides Barack Obama’s own incompetence. They know that she is an incredibly effective politician, see “death panels,” as well as a much loved Conservative figure and leading candidate for the 2012 Republican presidential nomination. This has them scared, as it should.

Obama’s billionaire backers like Stewart Resnick and George Soros have an almost endless supply of funds they will use to go after Palin in all sorts of “creative” ways. It must be noted though, that George Soros, whose MoveOn.org claimed “ownership” of the democrat party after the 2006 elections, spent a small fortune between 2000 and 2008 trying to defeat George Bush, to no avail!

As for Levi Johnston, this guy is a flake. Thank goodness Bristol had the good sense to dump this loser. It’s really a sad commentary that this kid would disrespect his son just to make a fast buck.

Levi, a total deadbeat who hasn’t paid one red cent in child support, is the sort person society used to shun. But we are living in the times were losers like this are celebrated, not banished to the ash heap of history. See Roman Polanski, David Letterman, and Obama’s “Safe Schools Czar” Kevin Jennings.

It’s obvious Levi Johnston has no self respect. But you would think this mutt would care about his son, Tripp, enough not to make a spectacle out of himself, but that is just too much to ask, I guess. Levi’s next move is to pose for Playgirl Magazine. I wonder if anyone has told Levi that about 80 percent of the purchasers of Playgirl are gay men?

It looks like Roll Industries, Stewart Resnick, and our President, have found themselves quite the winner in “spokesmodel” Levi Johnston!

Roll International is the parent company for these fine products:

Sunkist Fruit

Teleflora, the largest flower delivery service in the world.

FIJI bottled water

POM pomegranate products.

Paramount citrus and nuts.

Suterra pest control items.

Neptune Pacific Line global shipping company

In-house advertising agency Fire Station, which pays Levi as a pitchman for Rolls’ nuts.

H/T to Josh Painter for being on top of this as well. His is a must read blog.

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